Friday, June 14, 2019

When the Pyrex falls, the House Spirit is upset.

In my house, I know exactly when I have pushed the limits of mess & chaos too far. First, of course, I just feel it. You know when your house is getting off kilter. You can’t find things, you get antsy, it looks grungy, you are mostly grumpy & sluggish when you are at home. AND, the more chaotic and messy it gets, the more chaotic and messy the inhabitants get. Check this theory out, I am right. I have a 17 year old boy. so I am already pushing the odds.

Then the Pyrex falls. In masses. It starts with one bowl sliding out of the dish rack for no reason,  then another literally jumping out of my hand while washing dishes, and it goes on until I do an extreme intervention. If you have ever dropped Pyrex, you know the reason it is so fabulous in the kitchen is that they withstand anything, and when they break, they break into million pieces. A million. I also get sad, because I love my Pyrex bowls so much.

It really started two days ago with glasses breaking, but today was the final warning that shit is going to hit the fan if I don’t get moving. For days, I have been planning to connect with my kitchen that is still suffering from the last 3 weeks of county fair and vacation. I kept putting off. I was washing dishes and put a Pyrex down, just knowing not to. Schwuup! Another plate loosened itself from the dish rack and pushed my favorite daisy bowl right into the air. I was not fast enough, and when it hit the ground it shattered all the way in to the dining room. It is never any old Pyrex, but always one of my favorites. During the last episode, all three of my turquoise bowls were sacrificed.

Curse word. Curse word. Curse word.

My house spirit has spoken.

So as I prepare to deep clean and space clear my kitchen after the 10 other things I must still do today, let me leave you with some quick tips for your own kitchen cleansing/clearing.

1. Use lemon scented cleaner or essential oils. It is an immediate pick-me-up and clears the stagnant energy.
2. Throw on your favorite music and make it loud.
3. Sweep and vacuum out the energy.
4. Before you start cleaning, open all the windows and doors to outside, take a big pot or drum, and drive those nasty energy boogers right outside. No worries, your house spirit is hanging on and will bang right along with you!
5. Close up shop and clean.
6. After you are done, take out the trash and give our kitchen a quick saging.
7. If you don’t have one already, adopt a KitchenWitch. I make them and they are funny & mischievous, perfect keepers of the Kitchen once it is clean.

If your kitchen is in your prosperity corner like mine, make sure to have some shiny coins, big bills, or prosperity bowls in there to remind the Universe that you are now ready to receive again.

Go slay!
**if you need a little help appeasing your House Spirit, or just need some guidance where to start with your Clutter Clearing Journey, see my website at http://www.heikesharp.com. It would be my pleasure to assist you!